May 2013
61 posts
My Trivia Team: Are you sure that Jennifer Lopez sang "Let's Get Loud" ?
Me: Of course I'm fucking sure, I'm gay
My Trivia Team: ....WRITE JENNIFER LOPEZ
OMG the 16 year olds I work with at Maccas are legit the most annoying, whingey humans of all time. One just posted a status “Why is it i’m always the first to help but the last to know :’(
DIE. KILL IT. WITH FIRE.
Anonymous asked: dat face.
When someone thinks I’m hot……..STILL GOT IT
Anonymous asked: if you were able to fix only ONE world problem/crisis what would it be and why ?
I just want to sponge off my parents for the next three years and when I’m a fuck off rich lawyer and they’re 60 just send them on a European holiday for 2.
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR 20 G. RN ?!?!!!!
Anonymous asked: if you dont mind me asking, what is your favorite tv show?
Dream
I had a dream last night that my cat hadn’t actually passed away. She had just ran off to our old home because she got lost. We found her and I had her back, it was honestly the most depressing dream of all time. Waking up was horrible. I miss Kittsy :(
U stoopid gurl, toe up bitch ass nigga shit motherfuckaaaaahhhhh
laurasianpersuasian:
o-k-compooper:
souschen:
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we...
Now
Wearing the tightest booty shorts 5 dorrah from salvos. This is a ripe booty
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: gets in the shower
me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
3 tags
aint-no-entourage:
teen-crime:
I just want to make a living out of eating, sleeping and fucking. Is that too much to ask for?
There’s a word for that
I don’t want to be a prostitute, I just want Kyle to maintain me ;)
I just want to make a living out of eating, sleeping and fucking. Is that too much to ask for?
You're the biggest fucking flake
Sort your fucking life
